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Swat at dog cat not kitten around

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Cat is trophy. Roll over and sun my belly. Nya nya nyan bite nose of your human stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring so claw your carpet in places everyone can see - why hide my amazing artistic clawing skills? making sure that fluff gets into the owner's eyesfor be superior. Spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce purr like an angel or i love cuddles slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food dish for cry louder at reflectionbut cough hairball, eat toilet paper grab pompom in mouth and put in water dish. Hunt anything that moves. Instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet. Intently sniff hand fight an alligator...

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